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View ArticleOMIGAWD! I’ve Always Felt Like Jawn Fackin’ Lynch Was A True Pay-tree-ut!
Well well well, here we ahhhh poised far anathah fackin’ awtumn of Sawx and Pats dawminance. You fackin’ faggots in New Yark ah about to get yar fackin’ comeuppance! I can’t fackin’ wait to… What’s...
View ArticleIntroducing Our New NBC Sideline Reporter
Al: Welcome back to another NFL season everyone. Alongside John Madden, I’m Al Michaels. A great one tonight. A EE-YUGE NFC East matchup between the Washington Redskins, and the improbable Super Bowl...
View ArticleCOMMISHUNAH GOODELL, YOU MUST SUSPEND THE FACKING SEASON!
Dee-ah Rawjah Fackin’ Goddell, It is my-ah understanding that you have nawt suspended the remaindah of games on the 2008 NFL schedule. WHAT THAH FACK AHH YOU WAITING FAR, YOU REDHEADED FACK?! The...
View ArticleIf You Facks Can’t Appreciate What Bawston Fans Ahh Going Through, YOU CAN GO...
You fackin’ faggot Bawston hatahs out they-ah ahh prawbably havin’ a big ol’ laugh right now, ahhhn’t yah? Yeah, you think it’s real fackin’ funny to see REAL FANS suffah through what we, the...
View ArticleFarst Brady Goes Down, Then The Sawx Get Rawbbed, AND NOW WE GAWT A DAHHKIE...
FACK YOU, AMERICA! If you love dahhkies mar than you love the fackin’ Sawx and Pats, then you ahhh nawt true America fans! This could be ow-uh dahhhkest ow-uh! Adam Vineteiri, you ahhh a fackin’...
View ArticleYOU FACKIN’ TENNESSEE FACKS AHH STEALING OW-UH THUNDAH!!!
You fackin’ Tennessee faggots have gawt some fackin’ narve! Just one yee-ah after my beloved Paytreeuts take they-ah rightful place on footbawl lor-ah by going 16-0, you facks have the bawls to try...
View ArticleRyan Clark Gets A Most Unwelcome Visitor
Ryan: Phew! Thank God the NFL didn’t fine me for that hit last week. It’s nice to see cooler heads prevail at the league office, and that they realize now there’s a difference between playing hard and...
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WHOA WHOA WHOA. You Got My F—king Stereotype ALL WRONG
Okay, assholes. You think you can just fucking unfairly stereotype a Jersey fan like myself and get the fuck away wit it? THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG, AM I RIGHT? (sits on hood of car) First off, I am...
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THE FACKIN’ NAWT FAY-UH LEAGUE STRIKES AGAIN!
Well, well, well! Hee-ah we ahhh, at the end of the season, and that faggot Rawjah Goodell has some serious facking explaining to do to the TAWMSTAH! To think, these amazing Paytree-uts AND THE...
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YOU FACKS DO NAWT KNOW HOW TO GAMBLE!
Well, well, well. Since the NFL decided to fack ovah THE GREATEST TEAM NEVAH TO MAKE THE PLAYAWFFS, the Tawmstah has been wawtchin’ each of these remaining faggot playawff teams like a hawk! And you...
View ArticleOW-UH ATHLETES WILL MAKE THE GREATEST SPAHTS RUSHMO-AH
You facks have nevah seen greatness like Bahstahn has seen greatness! Ow-uh spahts Mount Rushmo-ah will be the greatest fackin’ monument this cahntree has evah seen. Bettah than Bunkah Hill! NO ONE...
View ArticleThe Fackin’ Cahhdinals? WHAT THE FACK?!
The Cahdinals? Ahhh you fackin’ shittin’ me? The fackin’ Cahdinals make the Supah Bowl? THAT’S FACKED! Is they-ah anyone hee-ah who truly believes the fackin’ Cahhdinals ahh one of the two best teams...
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Warst. Fackin’. Supah Bowl. EVAH!!!!
Well, well, well. Look at awl these faggot Steelah fans prancin’ around, thinkin’ they have the NFL’s mahhhhquee franchise. Well, allow me to let you facks in awn a little secret. THE MVP OF YAR TEAM...
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WHAT THE FACK??!!!!
Well, well, well! Looks like you Yankee faggots ahhh about to get yar due! Far the legendary SAWX NATION FAITHFUL AHHH PREPAY-UHED FAR OW-UH MOST HISTARIC SEASON YET!!! Wait. What’s this? “Vrabel...
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Gisele And Bridget, Why Don’t You Two Kiss And Make Up? And Then Kiss Some More?
Gisele, Bridget. I wanted both of you to be here tonight because I think we need to clear the air. Bridget, when Gisele said that our son was 100% hers, she certainly didn’t mean it in any sort of...
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OW-UH FACKIN’ HAHHHHTS AHHH BROKEN!
NOOOO!!! NAWT YOU, SENATAH KENNEDY! WHY AHHHH WE THE ONLY ONES SADDLED WITH SUCH SUDDEN LAWSSES?!!! THIS IS A STOMACH PUNCH DEATH! You people from othah faggot states don’t get it. He may have been a...
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Peter King Loves Himself Some Meryl Streep
When we last left Peter King and his size 46 chino shorts, he decided against staging a personal boycott of Westin Hotels. Whew. Dodged a bullet there, Westin. Peter King could have single-handedly...
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YOU CAN’T FACK US OVAH, NATIONAL FA—OT LEAGUE!
Well, well, well! Looks like the National FAGGOT League has it in far Patriot Nation once again! You faggots in the New Yark League Headquahhhtahs thought you could get one ovah on us! BUT NEVAH...
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GIANTS SACK! GIANTS SACK! GIANTS FACKIN’ SACK!
Well, well, well. I should’ve known you Philadelphia faggots wouldn’t be able to get the FACKIN’ JAWB DONE against those GAWDDAMN FACKIN’ NEW YARK CAWKSACKAHS! Nevah send a boy to do a BAWSTON MAN’S...
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