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FREE WHITEY!
I can’t believe they finally gawt him! Aftah sixteen fackin’ yee-ahs, they gawt ow-ah Whitey! THE TOUGHEST FACKIN’ GANGSTAH IN THE WARLD! NO ONE DENIES THIS! People may think of Whitey as a murderah....
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ESPN 30 For 30 Presents: “Catching Up: The Bills-Oilers Comeback”
V/O: On January 3rd, 1993, the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Oilers met in an AFC Wild Card playoff game. Both teams were looking to advance to the divisional round. What they didn’t know… was that...
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TOMMY FROM QUINZEE WILL NOW ANSWAH YOUR-AH FACKIN’ QUESTIONS!
Q: Tommy! Tommy! Do you fackin’ realize that you have nevah done a mailbag? America needs you to do a mailbag, TAWMSTAH! You should do a mailbag column, and the first lettah every week should be from...
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WE AHHHHHH HAWNTED!!!!
FACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK! Has they-ahhh evah been a more-ah tortchahhhhed fanbase than the LEGENDARY FANS OF BAWBBY V NATION?! (dips) I had a bad feeling about this game! WE AWLL DID! When you...
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WHO LET THAT DAHKIE ON THE ICE???!!!
(prior to Joel Ward’s goal last night) Well well well, anathah crucial Game 7 fahhh the citizens of FIAH BAWBBY V NATION. No othah city has had more-ah moments of high sparts drawma than ow-ahs. NO...
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Meet The Real Life Tommy From Quinzee
For years, the above Getty image of a Patriots fan cheering shirtless in the snow has served as the visual representation of a fan base as well as parenthetical-heavy KSKharacter Tommy from Quinzee....
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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots
The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning. And there was a great rejoicing. Since then, the...
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Mitt Romney Is A Patriots Fan Who Might Not Know How Many Titles They Have
I’ve said before that sports gaffes are the absolute last thing you should judge a political candidate on. Sports team allegiance, however, that’s totally an understandable reason to distrust someone....
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WELKAH TESTING THE MAHHKET IS A REMINDAH THAT SPARTS IS PURELY A BUSINESS
WHAT THE FACK IS THE WORLD COMING TO? I can’t believe Welkah could be awn anothah team next ye-uh. WELKAH! THE HAHHHTTT AND SOUL AND GRITTY GUTTY GUTS OF SCRAP SAWX NATION! Sure, he once played for...
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GAWD IS ON OW-AH SIDE AGAIN!
Strange as it may sound, before this momentous signing happened, I had already been thinking about Gawd. After the Reject Soviet Sand Dahhhkies bowmbed the Marathon, I was at a lawss. My whole...
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The Today Show gets a call from a very special guest
Kathie Lee Gifford: HELLOOOOOO, everybody!Hoda Kotb: If you’re just joining us, thanks for tuning in on this wonderful little Tuesday we’re having. One more day ‘til hump day, right Kath?Kathie Lee:...
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And Now a Very Special Holiday Message From America’s Loudest Patriot
(Gets on stage at a strip club) IF TOMORROW ALL THE RINGS WERE GONE WE’D WORKED FOR AWL THESE YE-AHS AND WE HAD TO STAHT AGAIN LIKE SOME NEWBIE FACKING KWEEAHS I’D GRAB A COUPLE TAWL BOYS AND LACE UP...
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IT WAS ME! I WAS THE BALL DEFLATAH!
getty + ps CAWL OFF THE WITCH HUNTS! STAWP THE PRESS CAWNFERENCES! I GAWT A CONFESSION TO MAKE! [places cigarette behind each ear] That’s right. It’s wasn’t Belichick; it wasn’t Tawm Terrific; it...
View ArticleTHE CURSE IS OVAH!!!!
FACK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, aftah waiting thirty-nine fackin year-ahs, ow-ah beloved B’s have brawt the Cup back where-ah it rightfully belawnged! Those faggot fingah-eatahs from Eskimoland can EAT...
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FREE WHITEY!
I can’t believe they finally gawt him! Aftah sixteen fackin’ yee-ahs, they gawt ow-ah Whitey! THE TOUGHEST FACKIN’ GANGSTAH IN THE WARLD! NO ONE DENIES THIS! People may think of Whitey as a murderah....
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ESPN 30 For 30 Presents: “Catching Up: The Bills-Oilers Comeback”
V/O: On January 3rd, 1993, the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Oilers met in an AFC Wild Card playoff game. Both teams were looking to advance to the divisional round. What they didn’t know… was that...
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TOMMY FROM QUINZEE WILL NOW ANSWAH YOUR-AH FACKIN’ QUESTIONS!
Q: Tommy! Tommy! Do you fackin’ realize that you have nevah done a mailbag? America needs you to do a mailbag, TAWMSTAH! You should do a mailbag column, and the first lettah every week should be from...
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Texts From Ted Wells Report Shows Tommy From Quinzee Really Did Deflate The...
Aside from all the blame for Ballghazi being heaped on Tom Brady, it’s important to remember the minor functionaries who made it all possible: Jim McNally and John Jastremski, two Patriots employees...
View ArticleHey ESPY AWAAAAAHDS, WHAT THE FACK?!!!!
You fackin’ Yankee-lovin’ faggots in Bristol have gawt sam fackin’ nerve! Last night was supposed to be ow-uh night! The fackin’ Red Sawx nation has waited YEE-AHS for you to recognize that ow-uh...
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