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YOU FACKS AHHH NAWT THE TRUE 16-0 TEAM!
Well, well, well! You faackin’ quee-ahs from Indy and New Ahhhhhhlins think you have some pretty great teams, don’t yah? You think that, perhaps, you have the greatest fackin’ teams in the history of...
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OW-AH HAHHHHHTS AHHH BROKEN!
January fackin’ thehhhd! A date that will go down in FACKIN BAWSTON SPARTS INFAMOUSNESS! I remembah exactly where-ah I was when I heard the news that ow-ah beloved Wes Welkahhhh had his knee blown...
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THIS IS THE END OF A FACKIN’ ERAH!!!!!
It’s ovah! It’s ovah! I can’t believe it! OW-AH PRECIOUS DYNASTY HAS COME TO AN END! You faggots out they-ah cannawt appreciate what you have just seen! Far the past fackin’ decade, ow-ah beloved...
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KSK Celebrity Pickakk… FACK YOU!!!
Why ahhhhhh you people even bawthering to pay attention to this Supah Bowl? This was nawt the Supah Bowl America fackin’ WANTED! These ahhhh two faggot teams from smawll mahhhhhhhkets! Everyone knows...
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NO NOMAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nomah! Nomah has left the yahhhhhd! You facks cannawt pawssibly undahstand what he meant to the great citizens of NONDAHKIE NATION! (lifts weights in jeans) I remembah back when Nomahhh farst arrived...
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THIS IS A FACKIN’ CONSPIRACY, YOU FACKS!
Well, well, well! Lookee what we have hee-ya! Seems that faggot Bill Pahhhhcells has traded far that dahhhhkie Brandon Mahhhshall! I knew that donutfackah would try and trade far that brickchuckah!...
View ArticleTom Brady Is ‘Cool’ According to Magazine That Once Posed Tom Brady With a Goat
Gisele Bündchen’s most prized accessory will reportedly be named as the 23rd coolest man in America by GQ. Brady–a three-time GQ cover boy–was deemed cooler than Demetri Martin, but less so than the...
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YOU FACKS DO NAWT APPRECIATE THESE C’S!
Well, well, well! It’s the NBA Finals tonight, and look who just happens to be pahhhhticipating FAR THE MILLIONTH TIME! That’s right! It’s ow-ah beloved basketball Red Sawx, ONLY THE FINEST...
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I HAVE MADE A FACKIN’ DECISION!!!!
Well, well, well! I know you facks have been waiting all fackin’ summah with baited breath far this moment! Everyone out they-ah has been tahhhking about it. “Has Tawmmy made his decision yet? When is...
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YOU WILL REMEMBAH THE DAY BRADY GAWT IN A FACKIN’ CAHHHH WRECK!
I’ll nevah fahget the cawll I gawt this marnin’ from my fathah! I was still sleepin’ awff a lawng fackin’ night with HORGS at Daisy Bukes! I facked a fat garl on the pool table and punched at least...
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RANDY MAWSS WAS NAVAH A TRUE GREATRIOT!
Well, well, well. Anathah Awktobah is upawn us. I feel a little chant coming awn, I do believe. How’s that chant go again? Oh, yes. Yes, I remembah now… FACK THE YANKEES! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! FACK...
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THE FACKIN’ PATRIOTS AHHH FINALLY THE GREATRIOTS AGAIN!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anathah mastah heist from my boy Billy Belichick and the legendary citizens of LUNCHPAIL NATION! Thanks for the third roundah, Faggesotah! You would’ve just spent that pick on a...
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I AM NOW IN FACK YOU MODE!
FACK YOU! You fackin’ New Yark faggots think you gawt one ovah on Kevin Gahhhnett Nation, but you did nawt! Let me just remind you cawkgabblahs of a few things! (leaves stadium with over 4 minutes to...
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